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Posted by Sarah Brown

The suitcase appears and boom, the cat activates Travel Prevention Protocol. Step one: occupy the carry-on like a determined loaf. Step two: shed a "souvenir" layer on every outfit. Step three: audit the sock department and sit on the zipper for security. Hoomans call it packing, felines call it kidnapping prevention. Every open case becomes a purrito station, every folded shirt a deluxe nap pad, every packing cube a bonus crate labeled "mine."

Attempts to relocate the kitty trigger starfish mode, tractor-beam eyes, and a tragic little chirp that means, "Surely you're not leaving without your emotional support gremlin." Treat bribes are accepted but never binding. Sunbeam breaks occur, but then surveillance resumes immediately. The boarding pass acquires exactly one glittering whisker. If the suitcase actually closes, a mysterious extra half-pound of "love" remains inside, evenly distributed across your nicest blazer.

At the door, the final gambit begins: dramatic flop on the shoes, strategic tail over the keys, and a long slow blink that functions as the Stay Home Spell. Trips are delayed until adequate chin scritches, apology snacks, and a legally enforceable promise to FaceTime the cat from the hotel.

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Posted by Blake Seidel

After a long, exhausting Caturday of playing "chase the red dot", catching up on all the latest feline news with our Caturday Meowgazine, and feeding the beasts that live in our house with a never-ending hunger (our cats), we're pawsitively exhausted by Sunday meowrning. We have the energy to walk from the couch to the fridge, and back again - and that's it! That's why we're declaring that for all of you ultimate kitty connoisseurs out there (the ones who take Caturday seriously), this Sunday is for scrolling only.

No chores, no errands, just you, your phone, your cat snuggled up next to you, and some hilarious feline funnies ready to pass the hours by. Leave all your worries for Meownday because today is for you to rest, recharge, and boost your mood for the coming week. Below, you'll find purrfectly silly cattos, memes aplenty, and all the feline goodness that comes with the 'I Can Has Cheezburger' brand - AKA, cats being their most catlike selves with wholesome vibes and plenty of chaos. Get comfy, because you've got a lot of scrolling to do!

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

Here at ICHC, we always talk about how the CDS can catch you anywhere. The cat distribution system runs on its own servers in its own meowsterious ways. We, mere humans that we are, are living by its rules, not by ours. That is the only thing that explains cats breaking into houses randomly and adopting humans, and cats stopping cars and adopting the humans that are driving, and cats showing up during midnight picnic dates and stealing all of the attention. 

Cat adoption just kind of- happens to most of us. We swear, it is a rare scenario to hear about someone actually choosing their cat instead of the cat choosing them. And the human in this story definitely did not choose the cat. They were looking for a kitten already, which definitely made it easier to say yes, but we would bet one million dollars that they were not expecting to find their soul cat in the middle of a shift at Starbucks when one of the cars pulling up to the drive-through has a passenger seat full of kittens. 

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

We love our cats. Like a lot. And when we leave our cats, we worry about them. Also a lot. That is why it is so important to find good cat sitters, to have someone in your corner who you trust not only with your cat but also with your house. It's important to have someone who will communicate well, keep you updated, send you pics and tell you what it happening. And that is what this cat owner thought they were missing with their sitter - the clarity in communication. 

See, the cat sitter ate some of their cheese and also let the cat and dog of the family get to it. And yes, that could be a problem, especially if one of the pets has a negative reaction to it. But they didn't. And the sitter wasn't worried because they weren't told about the pets having allergies or dietary problems. so overall… could have been worse. Much worse. We have seen stories of everything from cat sitters throwing parties in the owner's houses to cat sitters accidentally leaving cats out all night. Small mistakes happen, and this sounds like that's all that it was. 

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

Cats. Even as cat owners ourselves, we don't think that we could ever describe purrfectly enough just what makes our cats so ameowzing. We could say that they are cute, but that is obvious to everyone. We could say that they have personalities, but people who don't have cats wouldn't believe us. We could say that they're purrfect, and maybe you, other cat owners, would hear the "purr" of the word and understand. But really, nothing captures what cats are better than hilarious cat memes

Cats and funny cat memes have so much in common. They both are packed with that same vibe, with big toe bean energy, mischief and maximum meows. That's about the best way that we could put it. And if that is not good enough to make none cat people understand, then just send them here, to these purrfect cat memes, and that will be more than enough to make them realize and take all of their judgmental words about cats back. 

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    Posted by Sarah Brown

    This pawrent walked into the shelter "just to play with kittens," no adoption plans, only a mood boost. Then a one-year-old floof locked eyes and hearts and there was an instant bond. The staff approved the match on the spot and, with perfect timing, added that the cat had a kitten available for adoption if pawrent wanted both. Keeping a mama and her baby together felt non-negotiable, and besides, kittens thrive with companions. So a zero-adoption day became a double-adoption destiny.

    Now there's Mama Millie and Baby May. Millie arrived first, purring like a tiny freight train (even in her sleep). Baby May, recovering from surgery, will join this week. The shelter even loaned a carrier to make the journey easier. At home, two beloved resident cats await their new sisters, turning a duo into a quartet and a house into a chorus of purrs.

    From street-stray uncertainty to safe and loved, this is the happiest "accident." They didn't intend to adopt, but the cats clearly intended to be adopted. Some families are scheduled. This one was spontaneous coming with two extra bowls, beds, and hearts that somehow had room all along.

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    Posted by Sarah Brown

    Cats with bedhead are tiny storms in fur form. They roll out of sleep looking like they lost a wrestling match with a dryer sheet: whiskers pointing in four time zones, ear tufts doing jazz hands, and static turning every strand into a rebellious exclamation mark. One side is sleek, the other is chaos couture. The chin has mysterious crumbs and the chest floof has adopted a dramatic swoop that says "I'm with the band." You reach for a brush and they blink, offended, as if grooming notes apply to other species. Then comes the ceremonial three-lick effort. Lick, lick, give up. Followed by a proud flop that re-seals the style with carpet.

    The more they "fix" it, the messier it gets with tongue cowlicks, zigzag part lines, and a tail puffed like a dandelion about to make a wish. Sunbeams become blow-dryers and zoomies flip to the tornado setting. Ten minutes later, "post-nap" upgrades to "headline act." That's the secret: bedhead isn't a flaw, it's the brand. Unbothered, floofy, gloriously disheveled, perfectly Caturday.

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    Posted by Briana Viser

    Morning isn't truly morning without two things: the small of coffee brewing, and your cat's meows. There's really no better morning ritual than hearing your cat scream at you for breakfast. For many pet owners, their pet is their unofficial alarm clock. Nothing is warmer than the mix of impatience and affection that somehow feels more comforting than any sunrise. 

    When you have your first cup while your cat happily eats his breakfast, you can contemplate all that the day will bring. Your work bestie is sure to have some tea on her new guy, and your office nemesis will probably be complaining about something loudly in the kitchen for all to hear. Regardless of how you spend the rest of your day, you know that everything will be better after giving your cat some pets before leaving for work, and knowing your cat will be there when you get home. So for cat lovers running on coffee and cuddles, these memes are for you. 

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    Posted by Ely Bulnes

    Cats are kind of infamous for being independent and a little standoffish. My own mother has written felines off as selfish creatures, and every cuddly kitty she meets is just an exception to her narrow worldview. However, cat pawrents know that they are actually the snuggliest creatures on Earth, they are just a little more specific about when and how they want affection. 

    What's even cuter than a cat curling up on your lap? A cat curling up with another animal! From the fluffiest of farmyard pals to unexpected wildlife companions, cats seem to have no problem making friends of all shapes and sizes. Below, we will explore the animal kingdon from A-Z (literally!) with 26 photos of cats interacting with creatures of every kind. From alpacas, to iguanas, to zebras, here we have irrefutable proof that cats don't just rule the internet; they are the kings of interspecies relations!

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    Posted by Laurent Shinar

    It should come as no big surprise that cats are a picky and particular bunch. Their mood and motivations can be swayed by something as non-intrusive as a gentle breeze and you will never quite know what or why their minds were changed. And to be fair, they likely do not know either. Which is what one man experienced after the passing of the other cats in the house, when the remaining feline suddenly became affectionate to him after years of throwing him side eyes.

    Now we will say that this man did bring a dog with him into the house at the beginning of the relationship, and while the doggo did do its best to love the cattos, there is a good chance that this transgression is what stopped the clouder of cats from giving him the time of day. But regardless, the remaining cattos change of tune is an exciting and unexpected one that is for sure.
     

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    Posted by Laurent Shinar

    Tough-guys, dog people, or whatever they like to call themselves, they all actually are one thing with slight variances, and that is cat lovers in disguise. It does not matter whether they pretend to not like cats, need to meet the right cat to change their mind, or simply need a little time to get over being branded a dog person, eventually they all come around and find themselves infatuated with felines.

    Which is exactly what happened to the cousin of this story's protagonist, who took to spending secret cuddle time with the protagonists' cat children when he thought she was not watching. But of course she found out soon enough and was elated to see that her feline fur babies were bringing her cousin such monumental moments of joy. It is all that we can want for our cat children to do in the world, to share their qualities that inspire joy in others.
     

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    Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

    Sometimes, the Cat Distribution System works like clockwork - a cat appears, the human's heart melts, and a home is instantly made. But other times, the timing isn't quite aligned, even when both cat and hooman already know they belong together. We've recently covered another story just like this, where a stray was lovingly cared for over years before circumstances finally allowed adoption. It's almost as if the CDS says: "Wait. Be patient. The moment will come."

    That's exactly where Honey the cat finds herself. She showed up hungry and terrified, but immediately trusting of the human she clearly picked. And her chosen hooman was immediately smitten, already sneaking her inside for stolen moments of warmth and companionship. The trouble is that the rest of the household isn't quite ready: reluctant parents, disapproving cats, and a tug-of-war between compromise and longing.

    But if we know anything about cats, it's that they don't give up easily - especially when the bond is real. Honey has been trying to get in all summer, and she isn't stopping anytime soon. So while this adoption isn't written into the books just yet, it feels like a story still unfolding. And we'll be right here, following along until the CDS fulfills its promise, bringing Honey home for good.

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    Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

    Welcome back, feline fam! Let's be honest - a Saturday is fine. You sleep in a little, maybe run some errands, maybe even treat yourself to a snack or two. But a Caturday? Oh, that's a whole different ball of yarn. A Caturday is instantly better because it comes with cats. It comes with slow blinks over morning coffee, paws kneading your lap like bread dough, and the comforting sound of purring while you scroll your phone under a blanket. Saturdays are for humans. Caturdays are for us - the cat pawrents, the whisker worshippers, the people lucky enough to be owned by tiny, fluffy overlords.

    And just like cats make life better, cat memes make weekends meowgical. When the world feels a little too serious, cats remind us to laugh at the silly, embrace the chaos, and celebrate the strange beauty of their everyday antics. They leap, they loaf, they judge, they flop - and somehow, we never stop smiling at them.

    That's what Caturday Best is all about: gathering the funniest, sweetest, and most pawsitively purrfect cat memes from across the internet every week. Because if we're going to celebrate weekends, why not celebrate the cats who make them brighter?

    Happy scrolling - and happiest Caturday!

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    Posted by Blake Seidel

    It's meowfficial - dogs are the new employees of the Cat Distribution System. You might have noticed recently that many of our stories are featuring doggos rescuing kittens, and you are correct! That's because more and more doggos have agreed to become agents of the CDS, and are now not only rescuers, but also delivery doggos and step-pawrents. They seek out a furry friend of their own, and in doing so, are actively breaking down the old stereotype of cats and dogs being lifelong enemies. 

    Sure, not every dog loves cats, and not all cats get along with doggos, but one thing is clear - that they can be great siblings. Doggos raise their kitten kids to be more playful, social, and attentive. Cats help their canine siblings calm down and appreciate the peacefulness of a good nap (or 15). They are like yin and yang, two pieces that work better together to make one balanced fuzzy family. It's inspiring, awwdorable, and purrfectly full of love. 

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    Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

    Happy morning, everyone! Another week has finally come to an end, and we don't know about all of you, but we were very much ready for it to be over. It's time to rest, it's time to chill, it's time to enjoy the colder weather with our cats. This is when the week actually starts for us, when we finally get some time to do the things that we love. And the thing that we absolutely have to start with is our weekly meowgazine, because we simply have to catch up on all the cat content that we missed throughout the week right now. 

    In this weekly collection, we have some of the best cat memes of the week, the most viral cat tweets of the week, and the spiciest and most wholesome cat stories that we covered. A little bit of everything, and exactly what you need to start this Saturday morning on the right paw. 

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    Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

    The connection that we have with our cats is truly something that is hard to explain to people who have never had cats before. No matter how much we explain it, people still think that cats are aloof, that cats don't care about us, that they only care about the food that we give them. But we know that it's not true, not at all. Our cats love us. We know that for a fact. Sure, not all of them show their love by cuddling with us and showering us with kisses. Some cats show affection in funny ways, but it's up to us to see it, not for the cats to change. 

    The ginger kitty in this story though- there is not a single bit of doubt in this world that he loves his human dearly. All you have to do is look at them for two seconds, and you will know just how connected they are. And yes, we promise that it is one of the cutest things that you will see all week. 

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